Entry Deadline: February 14, 2018 --- See the winning entry.
Entry Fee: $10
Word Limit: 300 Words or less
A girlfriend of mine was once taken to Kentucky Fried Chicken on a first date. If she had been 17 that might have worked, but no, she was 45. To make matters worse, her 50 year old prematurely toothless date showed up without his false teeth and proceeded to try to eat fried chicken with just his gums. (He did apologize for his teeth being in the dental repair shop.) You really can’t make this stuff up!
In 300 words or less, tell us about your worst date EVER. (You may also write about a friend's dating experience.) As always, please no profanity and extra points for making us laugh.